beatmasterJAG's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mega Mayo Robot Wars!!!!!]

IDK Who you are, that's funny right there!

Yes the best part is the reviews. Seizures, was my first thought, and then I was like holy shit, this isn't going to load! I like it. I like that ppl a truamatized and are waiting for the real movie to come with a "fixed" preloader!!!

Peace to Ricky James!! WOOT

[Spit Bubble]

Yarrrrrrr

Stare into the colors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[A Super Mario World Ep2]

Good Job

I liked it alot, you added some humor to it too, it was enjoyable to watch.

[Silent Screams]

Blood with reason...

I understand that total chaos and violence without a reason can be okay to a certain extent-sometimes it is just plain hilarious. But I think if you could add just a little more substance to a plot or storyline in your flics you could actually sneak in more violence with out anyone seeing any oddities in it. A classic example is the movie Pulp Fiction. This is a movie that shifts the whole storyline around so that when-what should be the begining of the movie, actually is presented in the end. This instance is so dramatic, yet it comes across to us as hilarious due to the fact that we were desensitized to violence through out the first hour of the movie. If you have seen Pulp Fiction you should know what I mean-if not, watch it!

Keep up the good work and keep developing your carnage and mayhem style! BTW good sound effects!

[Nameless Murder]

Short n Sweet

Nice. It was a spontaneous ax to the neck that did it for me. I am not sure if it needed to be much longer. Good style, I like the usage of music and screen play. ROCK ON!!

[kegel & enrique iglesias]

WTF

That was awesome...one of your funniest I think, do to the fact that it was sorta random. And Enrique coming outa his ass!! Funny 5hit!!

[Banana Fingers EP.4]

Okay...I guess your ending saved you!

Now I can tell the music and the thought processes are there especially after this one, but it would have been so much more genuine if you would have created your own character from the start. The first half of this flic was annoying as hell. In the end I couldn't believe you used Seinfeld for comedic relief, it was workinf for you until he started talking too much. By far was the best part was when the black guy was working poor banana fingers (apparently banana = "I'm gay")

I couldnt believe I actually watched it that long, but you kinda made up for it in the end.

[Banana Fingers EP. 3]

Two Idioths

Yeah made by two guys with nothing better to do was right...but atleast your not on the streets killin fools for acid. I hope

["I Blame The Media"]

Wake Up America and others

You people are inredible! Half of you dont even know what the flash is actually about. This isn't some joke to the Numa song. This is a mockery of a serious event that happend in my home state! No media every influences anybody to act in ways that a normal sane person can control. I find it sickening that there are peopel out there that htink censorship will save the world. We are all twisted and plagued by sin in our most natural and truest state-ever since birth. I am not sure if people realize that death is actually a real thing. Think about your friends, family, or pet. Such a death to one of those would greatly effect you. Internet jokes about death are great in all, but don't play around wiht reality. Because ever negative event liek this hits close to some one's home, and this tragedy was virtually in my back yard. Much love to Minnesota-keep it real.

If you dont like what I have to say take it up wiht me at jag763wtf@yahoo!

PiGPEN responds:

Half way through reading that i lost track and i couldnt tell if you were against or for...either way i agree.

[Salad Fingers Episode 6]

The Meaning of Effort

This flash clearly displays what it means to use your resources. There are so many little peices put into this flash that make me worship Firth's work. He trully knows how to properly convey his messages. I rated the interactivity at a 10 because when I view this animation I am captivated, totally self-absorbed into an all too possible world where you can find yourself searching for the very secrets of Mr. Salad Fingers. Hats off to Mr. Firth on another Episode well done. I am not so patiently waiting for another.

And to those who find it unpleasent, you should atleast be pleased that some one took the time to make a meaningfull peice of art.